Results are pouring in and the voters are making their opinions crystal clear: poop is indeed stunning AND sticky. If there were doubters before certainly there can be noone left doubting now - poop is the new thirty and thirty is the new poop.
But those in the poop camp are finding it a hollow victory as there is a strange new entry in the debate. An entry that is leaving a bad taste in their mouths. And this surprising new opponent in the 'who is king down under' sweepstakes? You guessed it: pee.
As a small but vocal mob made clear in an impromptu gathering outside a bathroom, pee is, indeed, Number 1. Hoisting signs to that affect the crowd chanted and sang the night away secure in the knowledge that poo was, in fact, number 2 and as many of the signs proclaimed "whosa gonna argue wit dat!?!"
"Those who feel that that is a travesty" Poo is Stunning chairman Hank Bank declared when told the news. "We've always felt that pee is a damn joke and this group of fools only goes to show that, yes, it is a damn joke!" he told reporters at a canceled 'Poo Has Won' event scheduled on the steps of town hall Thursday afternoon.
When asked what the next step was in the ever escalating battle between the two Lords of the Loin Area he replied "they've chosen the wrong fellas to get messy with, mark my words, We are gonna cause a stink".
Is that the end of this fascinating debate? From where we stand we think: probably not.
But those in the poop camp are finding it a hollow victory as there is a strange new entry in the debate. An entry that is leaving a bad taste in their mouths. And this surprising new opponent in the 'who is king down under' sweepstakes? You guessed it: pee.
As a small but vocal mob made clear in an impromptu gathering outside a bathroom, pee is, indeed, Number 1. Hoisting signs to that affect the crowd chanted and sang the night away secure in the knowledge that poo was, in fact, number 2 and as many of the signs proclaimed "whosa gonna argue wit dat!?!"
"Those who feel that that is a travesty" Poo is Stunning chairman Hank Bank declared when told the news. "We've always felt that pee is a damn joke and this group of fools only goes to show that, yes, it is a damn joke!" he told reporters at a canceled 'Poo Has Won' event scheduled on the steps of town hall Thursday afternoon.
When asked what the next step was in the ever escalating battle between the two Lords of the Loin Area he replied "they've chosen the wrong fellas to get messy with, mark my words, We are gonna cause a stink".
Is that the end of this fascinating debate? From where we stand we think: probably not.
